dick shit
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul

I don't believe in Sundays, and I don't believe in anything at all


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Witty Bastard(s) online

Everyone is equal in death.

I aspire to be Betty White

"Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself."

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lemons bring some sort of joy!

50 shades of grey is wasted on people on omegle.

omg.

rule number one) NEVER EAT WHILST ON OMEGLE.

I’m back baby.

UFO lady.

vitaMAN C part 2

I call this the “VitaMAN C edition.”

Disclaimer… I don’t have a penis… Promise. 

Just for you Charlotte <3

(I am taking shout outs in my ask ;) not that I guess a lot of people would want them…) 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLOTTE I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3

Oh, you never cease to amaze me.