I’m talking like a city boy, and drinking with a northern soul I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul Couldn’t see me as Spiderman, but now I’m spittin’ venom I don’t believe in Sundays, and I don’t believe in anything at all ALL THE LINKSPRETTY PEOPLEMUSIC RECSABOUT MEWitty Bastard(s) online Everyone is equal in death. I aspire to be Betty White “Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.”Julia click here || Tay click here || Samikshaya click here || Keira click here || Rae click here ||Tumblr (3.0; @foreverabitch)http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/<p>Walking to Costco for some pizza yeah yeah yeah. - a song by me.</p>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51144261680http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51144261680Thu, 23 May 2013 13:32:26 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapbattles.tumblr.com/post/44848783293/begins-to-rap-anxiously-in-the-middle-of-an-exam" target="_blank">rapbattles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*</p> </blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51141111241http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51141111241Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:27 +0100<p>I have a problem with comic sans on a deep, personal and spiritual level.</p>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135471264http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135471264Thu, 23 May 2013 08:32:37 +0100<p>Okay, am I really hungry, or do I legit want a burger right now?</p>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135425339http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135425339Thu, 23 May 2013 08:31:02 +0100<p>There is a very thin line between &#8220;social justice&#8221; blogging, and acting like a complete and utter dick. It will treat you well if you bother to learn the difference.</p>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135361626http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135361626Thu, 23 May 2013 08:28:53 +0100<p><a href="http://claydols.tumblr.com/post/51126802039/wienerdog4life-its-called-the-xbox-one-because" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">claydols</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wienerdog4life.tumblr.com/post/51126407540/its-called-the-xbox-one-because-its-one-dollar" target="_blank">wienerdog4life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s called the Xbox One because it’s one dollar.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/73527dca0f1487234fb8ac1237d6d444/tumblr_inline_mn8h6jZ8Jd1qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135178735http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51135178735Thu, 23 May 2013 08:22:58 +0100<p>In other news it&#8217;s my last day of school ever.</p>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51134691798http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51134691798Thu, 23 May 2013 08:07:33 +0100<p>Hello new followers I seemed to gain overnight, how you doing?</p>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51134635916http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51134635916Thu, 23 May 2013 08:05:48 +0100woahthanks you guys-blushes and runs away-<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8ed8b6c5cc299f3c49538737289fca3/tumblr_mmx3v1ewFd1qjyz3mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093734569http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093734569Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:40 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6yfqkkmo1r66cw7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093681138http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093681138Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:59 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greatwhiteprivilege.tumblr.com/post/41243347546/dont-pretend-to-like-me-if-you-dont-dont" target="_blank">greatwhiteprivilege</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>don’t pretend to like me if you don’t</li> <li>don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me</li> <li>don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t</li> <li>don’t</li> <li>don’t</li> <li>don’t</li> </ul></blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093675668http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093675668Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:55 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vgklEaZy1qc6d6io1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fitness-and-diet.tumblr.com/post/51088719830/lunamawar-orange-you-glad-that-youre" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fitness-and-diet</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunamawar.tumblr.com/post/51086372288/orange-you-glad-that-youre-breathing" target="_blank">lunamawar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>orange you glad that you’re breathing? </p> </blockquote> <p>this is a tangerine but ok</p></blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093620573http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093620573Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:13 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://welcomebackronberto.tumblr.com/post/50973306745/how-to-successfully-seduce-someone-step-1" target="_blank">welcomebackronberto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to successfully seduce someone:<br/>Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )</p> </blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093617298http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093617298Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:11 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mea5r17Hol1qi1nt8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093612621http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093612621Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:07 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zaadi97z1qzm32fo1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093310723http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093310723Wed, 22 May 2013 21:52:10 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68ufjJMtD1qcfe6go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/51091790910/x" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">best-of-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">X</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093182530http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093182530Wed, 22 May 2013 21:50:30 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20d510f35044b32ec616b6a1eecf8121/tumblr_mi2bc7c25I1qknmhwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093132650http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093132650Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:51 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c532fd8bf4bb340d6dd0afa8da10c966/tumblr_mlxsywkC6X1r2r2ypo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093096851http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093096851Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:23 +0100<p><a href="http://pointlesspostits.tumblr.com/post/51091685043/i-dont-use-punctuation-i-use-punk-tuation" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pointlesspostits</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i don’t use punctuation i use punk-tuation </p></blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093092565http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093092565Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:19 +0100<blockquote> <p><span>the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes</span></p> </blockquote>http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093068110http://foreverabitch.tumblr.com/post/51093068110Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:01 +0100