Steve Martin is a fucking genius.
when guys wear jeans so tight you can practically see their dick straining against the zip
Seeing the undertones tomorrow. Excuse me whilst I cry :’)
Walking to Costco for some pizza yeah yeah yeah. - a song by me.
*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*
I have a problem with comic sans on a deep, personal and spiritual level.
Okay, am I really hungry, or do I legit want a burger right now?
There is a very thin line between “social justice” blogging, and acting like a complete and utter dick. It will treat you well if you bother to learn the difference.
It’s called the Xbox One because it’s one dollar.
In other news it’s my last day of school ever.
Hello new followers I seemed to gain overnight, how you doing?