1. lights-over-arbys:


    Do you know what I want to see?

    I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

    But halfway through the movie, she figures out

    She can rap like hell

    This post kept getting better and better with every word

    (via im-her-lesbian)


  2. ugh, no sexting, I’m tired. it’s half 4 in the morning and i can hear birds. let me sleep and give your goddamn cock a break. j-heeeeeeeeze. 


  3. johnjewbert:

    if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

    (via dephottieparrish)


  4. Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde

    (Source: soninfla, via boring-fallen-angel)


  5. ive also taken up sewing and am currently writing a script for tv. but shhhh. it’s under wraps at the moment


  6. this is a formal post telling all of my wonderful followers that I am revamping and coming back to this blog. I just went through my foreverabitch tag and it was pure gold. I had genuine friends on here! But as soon as my life got so busy I feel as if I lost them. :’( Okay, I didn’t necessarily lose them, but I have certainly fell out of touch with most of them. This saddens me, and has in fact sparked an enormous feeling of regret within me. 

    However, my schedule has eased off a bit (basically I have nearly finished all my uni work five weeks early), so I have a spare minute or two to put back everything into this blog and all it used to be. 

    Hold on, sit tight, and enjoy the rides folks because this is gonna be as bumpy as they get.

  7. shiny-slowpoke:

    gta 5 looks sick

    (Source: highwaymermaid, via mach712)

  8. to me, it's all about making that feeling last ...

    (Source: kjacksons, via sugarontheasphalt-deactivated20)

  9. (Source: ejacutastic, via kanyewesticle)

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  13. (Source: rybulge, via gayb0y)


  14. officersneepsnop:

    the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

    (via gayb0y)

  15. hiddlestalker:




    is this true

    yes i am a tiger and can assure you this is 100% true

    (via gayb0y)